Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby , Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the
system. I’ve tried running Nagging to fix these problems,but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: ‘http://I Thought You Loved Me.html’
and try to download Tears. Don’t forget to install the Guilt
update. If that application works as designed, Husband should
then automatically run the applications Jewellery and
Flowers, but remember – overuse of the above application
can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or
Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in- law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot

learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck, Tech Support


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